Here’s what pisses me off on any given day (and I’m not actually even in a bad mood, I just feel like sharing):
- traffic – arbitrary moves to the fast lane for no apparent reason at all, lane changes without signals, general asshole-ness, people for whom the rules of driving seemingly don’t apply, cars treated like moving phone booths, breezing through 4 way stops and almost hitting people as they run (ahem)
- when the dishes find their way out of the dishwasher to random locations in the kitchen, even though their PROPER locations were assigned more than 6 years ago
- when people try to get me to buy shit at my door. I don’t do that. Ever. Unless you’re a cute kid selling cookies, and even then I shouldn’t
- when people at the gym have no idea what they’re doing and make me afraid that they are going to hurt themselves
- clean kitchen, dirty dishes in the sink. Perhaps I can introduce you to this CRAZY appliance we have…it WASHES the DISHES
- when freaky people follow me on Twitter – the ones with 1 update, who follow 14,228 people and are followed by 20
- when coworkers clip fingernails over their garbage cans and thump/drum desktops like they’re Animal from the Muppets. It feels like preschool some days
- when people use all my coffee creamer without asking
And to balance this, here are a bunch of things I like:
- sitting in a kayak and stopping to chat with an otter
- The Big Bang Theory
- laughing on the phone
- any moment of puppy joy
- finding reasons to celebrate with champagne
- coaching
- knowing what I am going to wear tomorrow
- getting mail!
- flowers from my sweetie
- pillow talk
K, I have to get some work done. Bye
