I found this awhile, and I am SO not in the mood to do any thinking of my own, so here we go:
1. My uncle once: wanted to open a business called IHB Installments. The IHB stood for “I Hang Blinds” I thought he was meant for bigger things than that even though I think I was about 12 at the time. I have always been a coach.
2. Never in my life: have I eaten a Pop Tart
3.When I was five: I had a mushroom haircut
4.High School was: overrated
5.I will never forget: the fall of 2002
6.I once met: Paul Janz (I’m not surprised you’ve never heard of him). I squealed like he was Brad Pitt.
7. There’s this girl I know who: just joined a burlesque group. I can’t wait to see her perform.
8. Once, at a bar: I deep-throated a beer bottle to impress a boy. It may have worked.
9. By noon, I’m usually: already finished 3 meals
10. Last night: I went to yoga then came home. It was super exciting.
11. If only I had: 3 more basset hounds
12. Next time I go to church: I will light a candle or two.
13.Terry Schiavo: is someone I don’t know
14.What worries me most: is losing either of my parents
15.When I turn my head left, I see: an empty Poang chair (IKEA)
16.When I turn my head right, I see: sleeping, snoring basset hound on the end of the sofa
17.You know I’m lying when: I seem to choke on my own saliva. It’s quite fetching.
18.What I miss most about the eighties: BIG HAIR
19.If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: the lead.
20.By this time next year: I will be pregnant
21.A better name for me would be: ??(fill in the blank, but be nice.)
22.I have a hard time understanding: what people are thinking when they drive in this city.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: marry my coaching with Human Resources
24.You know I like you if: I get cheeky with you
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my husband.
26.Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would make interesting dinner guests
27.Take my advice, never: stop being grateful
28.My ideal breakfast is: eggs benny, extra hollandaise
29.A song I love, but do not own is: Pachelbel Canon
30.If you visit my hometown, I suggest: a hike up the mountain
31.Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: Spring!, the best parts of us, freaky, fast!
32. Why won’t people: stop realize there is more out there for them
33.If you spend the night at my house: I’ll feed you food, Brian will feed you martinis
34. I’d stop my wedding for: a visit from Bon Jovi
35. The world could do without: selfishness
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: listen to the dog drink water
37. My favorite blonde is: my niece
38: Paper clips are more useful than: our cat
39. If I do anything well, it’s: plan
40.And by the way: I’m not here to be quiet.
